I still have a Yahoo! email address, okay? It’s not as bad as still having AOL or Hotmail. Plus, I have a Gmail one too. So shut up. Anyway, so that I can check my email quickly first thing in the morning, Yahoo! is my homepage. They have very carnivalesque top-news stories, lots of self-help bullshit and wild sensationalism.
When my eyes grazed one of today’s Yahoo! headlines, “Even Obama Needs a BFF — Or Two,” over a story about his inner circle of advisors, one of the “F”s fell off in my weary eyes, so instead, I read it as:
“Even Obama Needs a BF — Or Two.”
I didn’t know Obama’s Lewinsky would be a boy. Or two. Good for him!
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READ MORE WRONGAGERY: PARTS 5, 6, 7 AND 2, 3, 4
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