“Nobody cares what you dreamed last night. No one cares what you dream, ever. No one cares about your dreams.” [MORE]

Wasting lots of food means you’re rich.

“You make do with the boring rut because the chance of completely messing up your life is too great when you change things.” … MORE

Rehearsing for a show is like gay sex: Tedious, hollow, humiliating, repetitive, fruitless and pointless-seeming. An insult to the real thing.

Eating is embarrassing. …

A few things I’ve noticed in this past year (my first) of doing live storytelling shows.

On the long, long journey away from having a love life, the anger is the last thing to disappear, but when it goes, you’re finally absolutely free.

…The more I earn the right to be a diva, the less interested I am in
being a diva…

… Everything’s interconnected; so what? …

Bullying turns innocent children gay.