Archive for the 'Secondhandlings' Category
Big Plans?
Mrs. Sorrentino
When I was about 7 years of age, I remember standing around in the school library with a couple of other children and Mr. Sorrentino, the librarian. She had just returned from an out-of-state librarians’ convention.
The only reason I remember the name Sorrentino is because of this anecdote. What happened next had a profound effect on me for life. I was never the same afterwards.
Improper Emphasis Story #3: Where Are Your Clothes?
“My friend Sanya and her boyfriend Kurt and I were partying one night at this cool outdoor concert, smoking some weed, drinking some wine. Now I had always had a crush on Kurt, he is so beautiful. Big brown eyes, freckles, honey-colored hair… So, after the concert Kurt invites me over to drop some acid [...]
Your Own Company
My dad is like me: Smart, witty, a great raconteur… But not what anyone would call easygoing. He wants things done his way. I’m that way, too: Do whatever you want, however you want — unless I’m involved. If I’m involved, you’ll have a whole set of rules (my rules) to follow. (Tip: Don’t involve [...]









