Committing suicide is rude.

There don’t seem to be enough hours in the day to do all the things I wish I didn’t have to do.

Souls come in the wrong bodies sometimes.

I want to become famous mainly in order to get revenge on people.

Crazy people always sit right in the front row at lectures.

My anger energizes me and fuels all that I do.

You can teach an old dog new tricks, but he will almost certainly forget them right away.

I consider what is done against me by one person to be done against me by all people, so it doesn’t matter who gets punished.

In the gay world, the milk of human kindness is sour.

Loud people are dumb.