‘Tis better to friend and be defriended than never to have been friended at all.

When people have big ears it means they are generous.

Everybody’s just trying to get along in the world.

You’re only as good as the worst photo of you.

People who whistle are dangerous sociopaths.

The only fully enjoyable season is autumn.

Weekends are boring and lonely.

Tall people are unclean.

I would rather talk to famous people than non-famous; they’re more interesting.

No longer do I care how people “vote” on me individually, I am aiming at the masses now.