The meek shall inherit the earth. From me, when I die.

Distorted thinking gives you material.

Wasting lots of food means you’re rich.

Having the power to hurt people’s feelings is the best.

These Shraxims are brilliant.

I think we’ve all been polite toward the audience long enough.

Smart people are fat.

I have matching persecution and prosecution complexes.

Remember that when you ask the creators of an acknowledged classic if they knew it would become a classic as they were creating it, they should always say no. If they say yes, it’s not really a classic.

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