Hey, Hollywood. Since you love the remakes so much, and you are getting progressively more comfy with the g*y stuff, I have an idea for you:

Remake all the classic (=$$$) movies as “g*y.” Turn Scarlett O’Hara into Steven O’Hara, pair her with Rhett Butler, and bam: “G*y Gone with the Wind.” See, for convenience’s sake you can just slap “G*y” in front of whatever the original title was. Then people will know this is the g*y version.

Instead of getting the chance to see what life would have been like if he had never been born, have George Bailey see what life would have been like if he had never been born g*y (in this version he’s g*y). Make Clarence the Angel into a drag queen, and you’re all set: “G*y It’s a Wonderful Life.”

Then there are the high-concept no-brainers, millions of them: “G*y Jaws,” “G*y Ghostbusters,” “G*y Titanic”… “G*y Top Gun” (with Tom Cruise reprising his starring role).

OK, you get the idea. Now get started, Hollywood. You’ve got a g*y lot of work to do.

Tags: Dracula, Ghostbusters, Gone with the Wind, It's a Wonderful Life, Jaws, Titanic, Tom Cruise, Top Gun