THIS IS AN ADAPTATION OF THE SLIDESHOW-CONFESSION
I MADE ONSTAGE AT USEDWIGS LIVE.

I cringed along with the rest of you during the holidays when Tareq and Michaele Salahi got busted for crashing a state dinner President Obama held for the prime minister of India.

But for me it was personal. As the pictures of the outlaw couple posing proudly for pictures at the White House flickered across CNN, I said to myself, “Oh, man. The jig is up.”

FOR THE REST OF MY CONFESSION, PLEASE CLICK HERE.

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